Category Archives: Mitt Romney

Mormons Cure Cancer?

From Brandon Muller. Those of you who aren’t Miss South Carolina will get the analogy…

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Obama Contracts Foot-in-Mouth Disease

                Throwing the game? Professor Barack Obama has, once again, gotten himself into a flap beacause of a foriegn policy misstep.  This time, he’s claiming that the U.S. millitary in Afganistan is doing nothing by bombing civilians.  The … Continue reading

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Hollywood Hates on Mormons

        September Dawn: Because the only thing eviler than Mormons are Mormons with creepy facial hair… Those brave Hollywood truthtellers have decided to finally take on September 11 and terrorism.  Except in this one, the Muslim extremists aren’t the … Continue reading

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Romney Crushes the Competition in Ames

    “Where’s a comb!” After scaring Rudy, McCain, and Fred Thompson out of the Ames Staw Poll, Mitt Romney coasted to victory on Saturday, securing 32% of the votes. Results from the 2007 Ames Straw Poll as compared with … Continue reading

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Campaign 2008: What Really Matters – MySpace!

Forget the issues, debates, and records.  We all know how our next president will be chosen…MySpace.  Joel Stein of Time ranks the candidates MySpace pages.  Who wins?  Mitt Romney, of course.             This is the only guy who I wouldn’t … Continue reading

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Mitt Gets Tired of Crap

This is a video of Mitt Romney during a radio interview in Iowa.  I’ve never heard of this host before, but he’s got some pretty screwy ideas.  First, he believes Mitt should disavow Supreme Court decisions that he doesn’t agree … Continue reading

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Sam Brownback – What Goes Around Comes Around

    Take a cue from Jim Gilmore, buddy.   Sam Brownback is a presidential long-shot.  Actually, long-shot isn’t exactly the word I would choose, but I can’t think of a term that exactly conveys the extreme long-shotedness of Brownback’s long-shotitude.  He … Continue reading

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Delicate Liberal Sensibilities Offended by Mitt Romney Standing Next to Somebody Else’s Sign

  So, Mitt Romney stands next to some random person’s sign, and the left wing is suddenly in an uproar.  Is it me, or are the libs particularly testy right now?  Perhaps they are all just ‘hormonal.’  Anyway, Mitt Romney was making the … Continue reading

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More on Mitt: Mormons Aren’t So Bad

Unlike those anti-Mormon bigots who oppose Romney soley becasuse of his faith, Mormons have a sense of humor.  See below. President Romney’s Agenda The Mormon Song (With Appologies to Adam Sandler)  Now, time for a little self-promotion:  For all those Mitt Fans … Continue reading

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Firefigheters (Really) Don’t Like Rudy

Haven’t watched this yet, so I really don’t know what to think.  However, the fact that it came from a union makes it automatically suspect in my book.  Still though, it’ll probably hurt Rudy’s (already shrinking) reputation.   So, what’s the … Continue reading

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