Mormons Cure Cancer?

From Brandon Muller.

Those of you who aren’t Miss South Carolina will get the analogy…

17 Comments

Filed under Election 2008, Humor, Mitt Romney, Mormons, News, Politics, Religion

17 Responses to Mormons Cure Cancer?

  1. Jack Reacher

    How utterly clever that was! Bravo! It’s a crying shame that it is literally the truth. I do hope Mitt gets to see it.

    Hillary singing the SBB in a southern accent? I’d rather watch a pissant eat a bale of hay.

    Oh, and why was the goober portrayed by someone supposedly from the south? :(

    Jack

  2. I don’t get it. What does this have to do with Mitt Romney?

  3. Jack Reacher

    Let me ‘splain it to you.

    Just put this thought in your head … “Mitt Romney is a Mormon.” The Doctor that cured cancer is a Mormon. The interviewing press … well, they’re just typical media asses.

    Jack

  4. that’s why i was confused…you see I thought Mitt Romney was a run of the mill asshole trying to enrich himself on the backs of the american people…my bad

  5. Jack Reacher

    No, criminy, a common mistake easily made by the unenlightened… You were thinking “Clinton” but simply got your wires crossed, (again).

    Your welcome,

    Jack

  6. naw, it wasn’t Clinton I was thinking of. Clinton has real sex, and Romney is a pron merchant…i can distinguish between the two.

  7. …you should have left it “pron.” It could be the new blog buzzword.

    And about Clinton having “real sex”…yeah…not quite sure what to write here…but I’m pretty sure “real sex” doesn’t involve a cigar…

  8. Jack Reacher

    Yeah, Cigar… Hmmm…? I wonder if that was the only stiff object available?

    Oh well, lest we turn this into a ‘pron’ site, suffice to say, I seriously doubt Mitt’s into merchandising the other stuff.

    Jack

  9. oh c’mon, everyone knows he was a prime purveyor of porn while on the hotel chain board…they made oodles off the stuff, and Mitt knowing this should’ve singlehandedly caused a cessation of renting adult movies in the hotel chain, or should have resigned his position. He’s like a rich mormon Larry Flynt

  10. Jack Reacher

    Criminy, would your logic preclude Hillary from running for office because she is married to a wannabe porn star? A person accused more than once of rape? A person that forced himself on non-interested women? A philandering, habitual liar?

    By jove you may finally have a point, criminy! How dare Hillary, a willful enabler of a public sexual deviant, to exploit the office of President!

    Jack

  11. I don’t know Jack. That would involve a lot of different dilemma’s for me. First off, who is her husband? Who are his accusers? Are any of them reliable sources of information? How long will it take for you to realize I’m jerking your chain? Have you always been a dolt or is this a new phase for you?

    Thank you for playing.

  12. Jack Reacher

    No, thank YOU for the amusement! I always enjoy a chance to extol the virtues, (or lack thereof), of a Clinton.

    By the way, Crim, it wasn’t you that was overusing the text messaging last night after the debate was it?

    Your friendly dolt…

    Jack

  13. Micah

    Criminy must be joking or he is the joke. What bourd meetings had Criminy attended other than maybe a PTA meeting. That is the stupidest attack on Romney. So Romney had 100% contole over Marriott Hotel? NO. Romney had 50% influence. NO. Romney had about 10% influence. YES! There you go retard! Become educated on the subject before attacking Romney. By the way the vidieo was made for you!

  14. sorry, Micah…no time to become educated about Romney. McCain is the man, and all your flustered attempts to raise up a moron horde is for naught. For naught I say.

  15. fixepah

    I didn’t know McCain was still running.

  16. well, he doesn’t really run cuz he’s sort of gimpy from the POW time…it looks more like run thump, run thump

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