Monthly Archives: August 2007

by | August 28, 2007

Mormons Cure Cancer?

From Brandon Muller. Those of you who aren’t Miss South Carolina will get the analogy…

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Filed under Election 2008, Humor, Mitt Romney, Mormons, News, Politics, Religion

by | August 25, 2007

Best. Answer. Ever.

The follow-up question should have been: “can you find the United States on a map?” Watch Slater, he looks like he’s about ready to bust up laughing.

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Filed under entertainment, Miss Teen USA, News

by | August 23, 2007

Thank You, Elvis

           Pure magic. Unbeknownst to most people, The King himself made an unforgettable contribution to the world of delicious chocolate-covered treats.  Before his death, Elvis apparently invented the Peanut Butter & Banana Creme Reese Cup.  Mmmmm.  You need to … Continue reading →

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by | August 20, 2007

Proof: I Am Smarter Than John Edwards

              “Huh?” The Democrat presidential contenders better start staying further away from Barack Obama.  His case of Foot-in-Mouth disease seems to have spread to John Edwards.  More likely though, he’s just an idiot.  John “Two Americas” Edwards, as you … Continue reading →

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Filed under Democrats, Election 2008, John Edwards, News, Politics

by | August 16, 2007

The YouTube Debate: A Profile in Dignity

This says it all…

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Filed under Election 2008, News, Politics, Republicans

by | August 15, 2007

Obama Contracts Foot-in-Mouth Disease

                Throwing the game? Professor Barack Obama has, once again, gotten himself into a flap beacause of a foriegn policy misstep.  This time, he’s claiming that the U.S. millitary in Afganistan is doing nothing by bombing civilians.  The … Continue reading →

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Filed under Barack Obama, Democrats, Election 2008, Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney, News, Politics

by | August 13, 2007

Hollywood Hates on Mormons

        September Dawn: Because the only thing eviler than Mormons are Mormons with creepy facial hair… Those brave Hollywood truthtellers have decided to finally take on September 11 and terrorism.  Except in this one, the Muslim extremists aren’t the … Continue reading →

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Filed under entertainment, Mitt Romney, Mormons, News, Politics, Religion

by | August 13, 2007

Romney Crushes the Competition in Ames

    “Where’s a comb!” After scaring Rudy, McCain, and Fred Thompson out of the Ames Staw Poll, Mitt Romney coasted to victory on Saturday, securing 32% of the votes. Results from the 2007 Ames Straw Poll as compared with … Continue reading →

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Filed under Election 2008, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, News, Politics, Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani

by | August 10, 2007

The Democrats’ Gay Pander Fest

                “I feel your pain.” The Democratic presidential candidates gathered yesterday for a “forum” to discuss issues concerning the gay community.  In preparation, the candidates spent hours watching Will & Grace reruns and listening to Celine Dion music.  … Continue reading →

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Filed under Barack Obama, Democrats, Election 2008, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, News, Politics

by | August 9, 2007

Mrs. Practical Reasoning Featured on MSN.com

Contratulations to Mrs. Practical Reasoning, who was featured on the msn.com homepage this morning!  Go on satisfying that wild streak!

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