Submitted by: Mrs. Practical Reasoning
Photo: Tony Blair has just resigned and England is immediatly starting to fall apart.
So in case you are sick of politics (how could that be??), I have posted the biggest story ever in the entire history of news media. Get ready for this – you might want to sit down. Sitting? Good, here it goes: The Spice Girls are reuniting. Yes it’s true. Deep breath. Better? Ok. I know this is a dream come true for all those who wish they could relive that one week in the 90’s when the Spice Girls were actually popular. They will be paid about $ 20 million each. I guess this will finally get most of them off welfare – besides Posh spice (the one married to David Beckham, who plays soccer – you know, that sport where they aren’t allowed to touch the ball with their hands – yes, I know that’s stupid, but I hear they like it in other countries).
UPDATE: News outlets around the nation are now reporting that there is actually someone who is excited about this reunion. His name is Brigon and he lives in Utah.
3 Comments
June 28, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Oh snap on that Brigon fellow!
June 28, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Yeah. Apparently, his room is plastered with Spice Girls memorabelia. Shocking, isn’t it?
June 28, 2007 at 5:51 pm
That Brigon guy probably still lives in the basement of his moms house. Thats the only possible explanation for such inexcusable behavior.